Medshotsalmost 9 years ago

Pizzaemia

Pizzaemia (Pizza in the blood) is an amazing condition in which the person eats pizza. People with Hyperpizzaemia (High levels of pizza in the blood) are usually awesome, they experience joy, happiness, and peace. Famous examples of people with hyperpizzemia are joey tribbiani from friends, and michelangelo from ninja turtles. People with Hypopizzemia (Low levels of pizza in the blood) are usually unremarkable, The main symptom is envying on hyperpizzaemic awesome people. Examples of people with hypopizzaemia are "no one cares about them"